Yami No Game

there there. it'll be okay *fires a non-lethal beam at you*

gale asking lae'zel why she has a belly button when she hatched from an egg and lae'zel going I DID NOT GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO GAZE UPON MY MIDRIFF lmao the party banter is the best

jake the dog and finn the human and jeff the killer

pffft haha, that's right. i said jeff the killer. y'know the one who kills people? hahaha... it's like the theme song to adventure time bu t i added jeff the killer to it... just a glimpse into my sick and twisted miind, my super scary psyche. so messed Up. this is just a small glimpse of how insaine and frightening i can really be...

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

Cyber sex and mixtape. I’ll fucking take it.

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

@memendoemori