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happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

This is what I imagine Ghost’s fridge to be like

I do often think, "You know what's missing from my life? 200,000 nerds yelling at me every day."

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

Can’t stop laughing at the “I spent 45 years as a LAPD detective investigating proship crimes” post. True detective where woody harrelson is like damnit rust we’ve got no leads. Tumblr deactivated. Twitter locked. Works orphaned. And Matthew mcconaughey is like *takes a long drag of his cigarette* check out the victim’s DreamWidth.

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed