DangerDan's Domain

“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

I don’t go here, but DRAG THEM, NIKOLAJ

I love how he’s just like “You know as an actor a lot of the time when your on a show you can go to the showrunners and have a dialogue about your thoughts for where your characters arc should go and what does and doesn’t make sense but on this show the writers took the unique approach of just going “Just read words off a page and don’t question us” so that sure was A Thing That Happened”

me driving through my caucasian neighborhood

Go ahead and bump Linkin Park, Faint was my song back in 5th grade anyway.

Jam that shit!! Cuz ima bump my shit!!

Black people love Linkin Park! Tf

Listen Crawling, Numb, Bleed It Out, blast it all.

They tried it. They really did but all real niggas know the words to in the end. I can recite like three of their albums

Just put it on an Alternative Rock Spotify 00s Playlist and come through. We gonna jam.

Put on some Evanescence and Paramore too?!? It’s about to be a good time! They definitely tried it🙄.

When the referee just realized you made an illegal move

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW