skip the boring bits.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

🦠 #my crobe

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

Does anyone know what to do

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert