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Kaledo Art

Discoholic πͺ©
Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap

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η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation

Andulka
we're not kids anymore.
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Sade Olutola

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Not today Justin

Kiana Khansmith
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON

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(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows
happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY
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cool so you can hide ads for knowing too much now
hey!
hey!
probably donβt do this!
when you tell facebook an ad βknows too muchβ youβre essentially confirming that their advertisement algorithm is working, itβs just making people uncomfortable because itβs working too well
itβs still positive feedback on them trying to either flood people with advertisements or socially engineer you into buying things by tracking frankly enormous amounts of data on your location, the other websites and apps you use, your conversations recorded through your phone, everything
instead? just mark all ads as "repetitiveβ or βirrelevantβ- something that doesnβt give them information on how well the ad catered to your tastes.
donβt give huge creepy corporations valuable information on your ad tastes. they will use it against you in any way they can.
people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

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This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.
Something that bothers me about poor Jonathan's encounter with the Three Weird Sisters is - Why do they speak English? My original expectation was that they'd speak Romanian or any other local language, but Jonathan clearly understands them.
So, in my head canon, to prepare for London, Dracula started an English learning group with his roommates, meeting regularly to practice their English. Correcting one another for mistakes in pronunciation, praising one another's progress, trying some customs together (like a tea party or so).
I find this thought very, very cute.
did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesnβt technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning
your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them
your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog
Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they ππ

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we cannot let saying 'i love you' or kissing onscreen be the standard for correctly making a character canonically gay because some characters would never do that but are gay
post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired
all the replies: you're a fucking idiot
*after act 2*
all the replies: how the fuck did you know that
okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstageβwhich occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with itβwas a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it
I watched Dr Winchester and Mr Hyde again last night after forgetting to take my ADHD meds on Thursday and once again I am BEGGING someone to take the amphetamines away from Charles and give them to Hawkeye
Unstoppable force meets immovable object 2 (wip)
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Hyperspecific poll but it's all common things that are just rare on Tumblr
cishet and neurotypical
have an active sex life
gym at least once a week
consider yourself completely untraumatised
not interested in creating any form of art/storytelling
none of the above
multiple of the above
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment