.hillarie.

thank u for this addition. this kitty is perfect and i love them

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

Not doing great right now so let’s not make it worse

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

we really are the product of our generations

Also, standing in a circle headbanging to Fall Out Boy’s Dance, Dance or P!ATD’s I Write Sins Not Tragedies. 

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

“LG brand cellular phone circa 2004. Hurled into waves along S. California beach by a businessman who had just had an epiphany that family was more important than work.”

life works out. i cannot stress this enough. life always works out. it always turns out in your favor even if it doesn’t go according to the original plan. you may be utterly confused and lost right now, it may feel like everything is falling apart and there is nothing you can do to salvage any of it. but believe me when i say that this is just a transition period. things are constantly changing and evolving around you even if you can’t actively see that. life is changing you to prepare you for what is to come. you are growing and as you grow you are being built into the person that you are going to be. because see, life always has this funny way of working out. 

ah yes, because women have never been greedy and selfish and evil ever, actually

Anyone who says “emotional labor” when talking about a basic human emotional response is a psychopath, change my mind.

reblog to possibly literally save a life, fuck, stay safe out there people

im gonna move to italy and just drink wine and eat fruit and pasta all day and care for my plants and flowers only

More like he’d bust in 5 strokes... and then roll over and fall asleep. 🙄

*turtles

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life