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In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.

Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.

I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.

Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films

Don't forget the 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘮 Movies

I prefer to focus on positive outcomes.

i really like transfem wish fulfillment stuff i just wish it didn't make me aware of gaping holes in my chest that have always been there

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

9/11 themed wedding. the cake is the twin towers and u cut it with an airplane shaped knife. the invitations are airplane ticket themed. dress code is new york early 2000s fashion. the like table seat namecards are airplane boarding passes. once the cake is cut all the staff switch to tsa themed outfits. instead of a wedding dress its the tower and instead of a suit/second dress its the airplane.

they expect you to know when theyre flirting like wtf i dont even know when IM flirting!!

dont even get me started on knowing when sex is happening 🙄

Up until the end of the Ediacaran period, animals reproduced either asexually (e.g. by budding, like hydrae) or by simply releasing eggs and sperm into water. But with the advent of vertebrates and arthropods and cephalopods, there we have actively mobile animals with complex sense organs and a central nervous system, able to perceive and act in the environment. This gave them the opportunity to approach partners to make fertilization more likely, and even to select a partner over another by its features. These were the first animals able to be horny. This is known as the Cumbrain Explosion

she burgess on my shale til I Cumbrian