Keep Looking for the Sunshine

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

You either die a hero or live long enough to find out you're actually Reginald Filibus

"what is the male equivalent of lacy panties showing above jeans" lacy panties showing above jeans

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry