leigh-o-lee

No umbrellas we get cleansed by the rain like stevie nicks wanted

@podencos

How difficult is it to sheer a poodle at home? I’m not talking a fancy show cut, or even a traditional poodle shape—I mean a flat, even short cut all over the body. Regular grooming would cost me about $75 every 4-6 weeks so I’m interested in the learning curve of a poodle buzz cut (with a good-quality dog grooming trimmer, of course). That doesn’t seem to be a cut many people opt for, but I think it looks cute and might be most practical for tick and burr season. Would it be something I could conceivably learn to do at home?

freshly peeled dog

i tell all my buddies who are sharpening a stick in order to stand in the shallows and spear fish the same thing: you gotta adjust your aim to compensate for light refraction

These never get old

Now THAT is a horror game

this is just how ikea is

That’s been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the ‘80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again.

the wording on the paperwork is “Are you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980” or “Are you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980” (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I’m not allowed to. So a better question for this article is “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?” though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it

This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it.

Me flirting: did you know the mating rituals of the tailless whip scorpion are incredibly gentle, involving the male caressing the female and holding her hand?

I…I may have gotten a date from this profile

Anyway just celebrated my two month anniversary with my girlfriend who I met with this profile

8??? Months?????

I’m both touched by the wholesomeness of the story but also whipspiders are one of the many reasons why I don’t want to visit the Amazon…how can people live amoungst things like that…

They’re harmless! Even though they’re related to spiders and scorpions, they have no venom. Think of them as shy, spidery crabs that like to live in caves. They’re found worldwide in places where it’s warm and humid enough for them. I used to have one as a pet, and my dating profile features one crawling on my cheek.