things are shaping up to be pretty odd.

bear with me here…. 🧸🧸🧸<- thats the bear with me

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

today lets all be #medicated

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism