I guess it’s just me that makes you nervous

Ilya comes into the locker room with a black eye he didn’t have the night before. Everyone’s oohing and aahing and shane is. Very quiet. A little perturbed. People are making jokes about their sex life and shane is seething into his locker. The team finally fully gangs up on shane like hollander what kind of freak shit are you doing, huh? Sex swing gone wrong?? Knee to the face? And shane turns, crosses his arms and stares at the floor and states, very solemnly, “ilya got a yo-yo”

shane and ilya creating a joint bank account and making the excuse it’s for the irina foundation (there is a completely different non profit account for that) but they’re soooooo giddy about a joint bank account that they both have access to… i think shane would use it for “shared” expenses like groceries and ilya would use it for mcdonald’s so shane can see that on the statement and get annoyed.

Buck, desperate about two weeks after Tommy broke up with him; putting on his tightest outfit, slicking his hair back, throwing on the leather jacket, and arriving at Tommy's door: I heard you just went through a break up and might need a himbo half your age to get your mind off of it

rewatching the bucktommy arc has brought it home to me. tommy is a bitch who absolutely thinks buck is nuts and isn't terribly quiet about it, but it's not only not a dealbreaker, he's totally into it