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tormod

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

tormod

this is the post that got me my first anon graphically telling me to kms

pissvortex

that was john green

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hollowboobtheory

look i don’t give a shit how “heartbreaking” it is to disown your gay kid, you literally Do Not Have To Do That. nobody’s forcing you to abandon this person who wholly depends on you for everything and who you promised to take care of and love no matter what.

hollowboobtheory

bringing this back for gay knife month

from-moonlight-to-daisies-blog

gay…. knife? month ,, ,

hollowboobtheory

yes, as in the knives i have waiting for parents who disown their gay and trans kids.

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catlips001

Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.

fuzzymarf

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You interact with the post but all eyes are on you now. You have a gut nervous feeling but manage to say the first thing in your mind.

fuzzymarf

Sparkling water is just Angry Water

catlips001

Roll for intelligence.

fuzzymarf

catlips001

People agree but throw rocks at you for saying it.

amateur

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itsmisspickle-deactivated201812

Looks like millennials kill an industry before it even got off the ground😂

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taquito

yall hate ratatootie but who do u think is making ur food at olive garden huh!!??

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snorlaxatives

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

paprika

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

simonalkenmayer

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

salty-inc

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

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Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

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Far away cow moos

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My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

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My best friends singing voice

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Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

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The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

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I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

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The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

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Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

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Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

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Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

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“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

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Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

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Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

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Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

fangirltothefullest

Wholesome and good!

lilylunagirl

i love this

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writhe

i have a hill to die on real quick

writhe

phrases like “you don’t owe anyone anything” and “relationships aren’t transactional” have the power to be used in ways that are very backwards and harmful

for example, no you don’t owe anyone anything in that if some creep is trying to get with you, you can block him without feeling bad. you don’t owe kindness to people who are transphobic or racist or bigoted.

but, you can’t use this as an excuse to fuck over people who have helped you. “you don’t owe anyone anything” isn’t an excuse to allow yourself to forget compassion and basic empathy, it isn’t an excuse for you to be an asshole just because you find it easier to be one

relationships aren’t transactional in that if your partner does something nice for you, you are indebted to them. they do these things because they love you; it is their choice to express love through these gestures

but they are transactional in that you both actively need to be putting time and care into the relationship. ignoring the dynamic of one person caring too much (and putting in excessive (emotional an literal) work and labor) while the other does nothing isn’t healthy. one person can’t solely take and the other person can’t solely give- that’s dangerous, and you can’t put the bandaid of “this isn’t transactional” over a relationship that is draining you in all capacities

i’m tired of seeing these things being misconstrued and used as an excuse to hurt people, while framing it as a way of taking care of yourself

decaflesbian

i think abt this all the time!!!

bob-belcher

David Tennant on Donald Trump saying Scotland likes him.

fer1972

Frozen Arrows Installation by Glenn Kaino

ahoychrispineda-deactivated2022

It’s so cute watching people interact with art, creating new art.

jedipokemonmaster

This comment sums it up completely!

the-anarcho-raver

determinate-negation

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