FUCK

Okay, this is cool as hell, but if you saw these without any context, you’d think aliens are finally invading.

You’d sure look silly when you realized it was actually just octopus kites that are invading

both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do?

We’ve reached the “band playing on the titanic” stage of nihilism now

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

*floop flop*

Strap in, everyone, looks like it’s gonna be a wild ride