•damn okay•

i love this guy

interesting kink assortment on the dash

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

escaped medical leech

new type of guy just dropped

That must be where she's heading now!

starting a collection

All of my light bulbasaurs in one place :)