Floyd Robertson

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hello again, you. how's the JUUL treating you

God fucking dammit.

eventually--darling

did u know that men are attractive

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— The Truth the Dead Know, Anne Sexton

[text ID: It is June. I am tired of being brave.]

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[As much as a part of him--after he'd gotten the chance to get some amount of sleep, anyway--had argued that Asmodeus had only said such a thing to get under his skin, that it was almost surely not even true, Mort couldn't let go of what the demon had said while it was in Moe's body. That Moe and Floyd had been.....together, once. That that slimy bastard had used him, and then probably thrown him out onto the rubbish heap once Moe proved to not be up to whatever ridiculously high standards the news reporter had for people he associated with. Mort could still remember that newscast that had been made in the wake of Moe's kidnapping, after all--the taunts and jeers from both of them, the way they had doubted that Moe was really truly in trouble at all. Even thinking on it now made Mort's blood boil, made him want to punch something and scream until his throat was bloody and raw.

No. Calm. He had to be reasonably calm about this entire thing. At least at first. Snapping the other man's head off could wait until he had more information.

So it was that when Floyd's phone rang that morning, he would pick up to hear a scarily calm Morton Finkel on the other end, words measured as though he was deliberately trying to keep them level.]

Floyd.

So. A little birdie told me you and Moe might have been.....involved at some point.

Is that true?

@damngoodjournalist

[It was way too damn early for this. Way, way too damn early. Blinking sleep out of his eyes and sipping his morning coffee, Floyd could only sort of comprehend what he was being asked. Morton Finkle, DDS was asking him if he and Maurice Green had ever been an item. What the fuck.]

Uh... no...? Mort, I’ve been with Earl since... god, ‘77, I think? [He paused to sip his coffee, light a cigarette. Think. Think. There had been some crazy goddamn shit going down with Moe, lately, right? Maybe...]

Does this have somethin’ to do with... whatever’s been going on with Moe? Because Moe did have a thing for Earl, I think...

[At Floyd's words, Mort froze. Blinked. Reconsidered. And then he was slowly pressing a hand to his face, the muffled nature of his voice audible even through the phone.]

Oh lord. Did I get the two of you mixed up? I must look like such an asshole now, god damn it. I....haven't slept in a long time, Floyd. I can't even remember when the last time that I got a full night's sleep was. I've been too busy trying to get this thing's claws out of Moe to bother--

Uh. Yeah. It has something to do with what was going on with Moe. Long story short, Asmodeus possessed him. You know. The literal demon of lust? How it decided that it would like Moe of all people as a potential host, I have no fucking idea, but...we showed up to his hospital room to try and exorcise him. Shit happened. It said.....a lot of things to pick at both of us. And one of them was that Earl and Moe used to be involved or....something along those lines. And I don't know why it's bothering me so much, Asmodeus probably just said that to get under my skin, it's stupid of me to be bothered by it--

[A soft sigh under his breath. And then-]

I swear I'm not angry at you or Earl, though. It's just that that thing tried to pick at me, and god damn it, it worked somehow. And I'd just like to know as much of the truth as possible so I can stop....over-thinking it so much, at least.

[Making a soft noise of acknowledgement and understanding, Floyd tried to comb through his memory for any details that might put Mort’s mind at ease. The poor thing was so incredibly rattled. He’d need everything he could get. He took a drag off his cigarette before getting into the story. For now, he elected to gloss over the whole “literal demonic possession” thing. It was way too early in the morning for that.]

Well, I don’t remember everything. It’s been a long time. And I was drunk for a lot of that. But I don’t think Moe and Earl were ever actually a thing. Not like Earl and I are. I remember watching Moe try to hit on Earl, but he never went for it, for whatever reason. Moe’s a hell of a lot better-looking than me. What he saw in me over him, I’m honestly not sure.

[Floyd sipped his coffee, fishing through his brain for anything that might come to mind.]

Moe and I were never a thing. And I don’t think Earl and Moe were, either. I mean, I don’t know for sure, but he didn’t think much of Moe trying to put the moves on him.

[Mort listened intently as Floyd told him the details--that it had been a long time ago, that Floyd had been drunk for most of it (which wasn't something that Mort cared to comment on), and that he didn't think Moe and Earl were ever actually a thing, but rather that Moe had hit on the other man a number of times and had somehow never managed to shoot his shot. His stomach doing a strange flip-flop of emotions that he couldn't quite name--anger, fear, or something else that he couldn't quite put a voice to--Mort simply let Floyd say his piece, inhaling shakily after a moment.]

That's....very helpful information. Thank you, Floyd. I.....

[Why was his stomach flopping about within his chest at that moment. Why did his heart feel like it was in his throat over hearing how Moe had so easily flirted with Earl--so easily made advances on him? Was it possible that he was....jealous somehow?

No. That was ridiculous. How could he be jealous of something that had never actually led to anything? That had never actually resulted in a relationship blossoming between the two men? But it was the only explanation Mort had for what was blossoming in his chest as he listened to Floyd in that moment, and his only option was to articulate it somehow. To try and speak it into being, if only so Floyd could tell him just how ridiculous he was being.]

It's so.....it's stupid and selfish of me, but I'm almost....a tiny bit.....jealous? I....I don't know, it's the only thing that makes sense as to what I'm feeling right now. Or maybe a bit afraid that....that if I don't do something really obvious in the next few....that he's going to go find someone more deserving of him than I am....and it doesn't make any sense, there's nothing to be jealous of, it didn't even lead anywhere from what you're saying--

[Another shaky inhale.]

That bastard Asmodeus tried to use it against me. And maybe it worked. I was angry over it before, but compared to me....any other guy would have a lot more to offer than me. Guess it makes sense, doesn't it? I'm just some....dope with a dentist practice. The disappointment of my family. I don't have anything to give him. And that's what....that's what scares the shit out of me.

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[Floyd made another noise of acknowledgement, sipping his coffee. Honestly, it made perfect sense to him. He had been there. Of course it made sense to someone who knew exactly how that felt.]

No, no, it’s not stupid. I get it. It’s just... a human thing, I think. We don’t like thinking about the people we care about being with someone else. I sure as hell don’t. It didn’t go anywhere, and you should try and focus on that, not on the fact that it happened at one point. Moe was never good at flirting, honestly.

[He couldn’t help but smile a little at Mort’s speech about how he felt like anyone else on Earth had more to offer than him, that he was a disappointment, and all he had was a dental practice.]

Mort. Morton. Can I level with you for a moment? The way you feel about yourself and Moe is exactly how I felt about me and Earl when we got together. I didn’t understand what he saw in me. I didn’t have anything to offer him. I was the disappointment of my family. And he still saw enough worth in me to stay with me all this time. It’s been sixteen years and we’re still together. Make of that what you will, Mort, but... I think if Moe wanted better, he’d have gone after it by now.

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what if i kissed you on the mouth floyd what then

I think my boyfriend would have something to say about that.

stop screaming holy shit i just wanted to bring you more futuristic delights.

like these Demonia platform boots

...Okay, you know what, I'll accept these, these are cool as shit.

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WE MEET AGAIN, FLOYD

how's that JUUL treating you?

did you like the pipeline punch??

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

[As much as a part of him--after he'd gotten the chance to get some amount of sleep, anyway--had argued that Asmodeus had only said such a thing to get under his skin, that it was almost surely not even true, Mort couldn't let go of what the demon had said while it was in Moe's body. That Moe and Floyd had been.....together, once. That that slimy bastard had used him, and then probably thrown him out onto the rubbish heap once Moe proved to not be up to whatever ridiculously high standards the news reporter had for people he associated with. Mort could still remember that newscast that had been made in the wake of Moe's kidnapping, after all--the taunts and jeers from both of them, the way they had doubted that Moe was really truly in trouble at all. Even thinking on it now made Mort's blood boil, made him want to punch something and scream until his throat was bloody and raw.

No. Calm. He had to be reasonably calm about this entire thing. At least at first. Snapping the other man's head off could wait until he had more information.

So it was that when Floyd's phone rang that morning, he would pick up to hear a scarily calm Morton Finkel on the other end, words measured as though he was deliberately trying to keep them level.]

Floyd.

So. A little birdie told me you and Moe might have been.....involved at some point.

Is that true?

@damngoodjournalist

[It was way too damn early for this. Way, way too damn early. Blinking sleep out of his eyes and sipping his morning coffee, Floyd could only sort of comprehend what he was being asked. Morton Finkle, DDS was asking him if he and Maurice Green had ever been an item. What the fuck.]

Uh... no...? Mort, I’ve been with Earl since... god, ‘77, I think? [He paused to sip his coffee, light a cigarette. Think. Think. There had been some crazy goddamn shit going down with Moe, lately, right? Maybe...]

Does this have somethin’ to do with... whatever’s been going on with Moe? Because Moe did have a thing for Earl, I think...

[At Floyd's words, Mort froze. Blinked. Reconsidered. And then he was slowly pressing a hand to his face, the muffled nature of his voice audible even through the phone.]

Oh lord. Did I get the two of you mixed up? I must look like such an asshole now, god damn it. I....haven't slept in a long time, Floyd. I can't even remember when the last time that I got a full night's sleep was. I've been too busy trying to get this thing's claws out of Moe to bother--

Uh. Yeah. It has something to do with what was going on with Moe. Long story short, Asmodeus possessed him. You know. The literal demon of lust? How it decided that it would like Moe of all people as a potential host, I have no fucking idea, but...we showed up to his hospital room to try and exorcise him. Shit happened. It said.....a lot of things to pick at both of us. And one of them was that Earl and Moe used to be involved or....something along those lines. And I don't know why it's bothering me so much, Asmodeus probably just said that to get under my skin, it's stupid of me to be bothered by it--

[A soft sigh under his breath. And then-]

I swear I'm not angry at you or Earl, though. It's just that that thing tried to pick at me, and god damn it, it worked somehow. And I'd just like to know as much of the truth as possible so I can stop....over-thinking it so much, at least.

[Making a soft noise of acknowledgement and understanding, Floyd tried to comb through his memory for any details that might put Mort’s mind at ease. The poor thing was so incredibly rattled. He’d need everything he could get. He took a drag off his cigarette before getting into the story. For now, he elected to gloss over the whole “literal demonic possession” thing. It was way too early in the morning for that.]

Well, I don’t remember everything. It’s been a long time. And I was drunk for a lot of that. But I don’t think Moe and Earl were ever actually a thing. Not like Earl and I are. I remember watching Moe try to hit on Earl, but he never went for it, for whatever reason. Moe’s a hell of a lot better-looking than me. What he saw in me over him, I’m honestly not sure.

[Floyd sipped his coffee, fishing through his brain for anything that might come to mind.]

Moe and I were never a thing. And I don’t think Earl and Moe were, either. I mean, I don’t know for sure, but he didn’t think much of Moe trying to put the moves on him.

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[As much as a part of him--after he'd gotten the chance to get some amount of sleep, anyway--had argued that Asmodeus had only said such a thing to get under his skin, that it was almost surely not even true, Mort couldn't let go of what the demon had said while it was in Moe's body. That Moe and Floyd had been.....together, once. That that slimy bastard had used him, and then probably thrown him out onto the rubbish heap once Moe proved to not be up to whatever ridiculously high standards the news reporter had for people he associated with. Mort could still remember that newscast that had been made in the wake of Moe's kidnapping, after all--the taunts and jeers from both of them, the way they had doubted that Moe was really truly in trouble at all. Even thinking on it now made Mort's blood boil, made him want to punch something and scream until his throat was bloody and raw.

No. Calm. He had to be reasonably calm about this entire thing. At least at first. Snapping the other man's head off could wait until he had more information.

So it was that when Floyd's phone rang that morning, he would pick up to hear a scarily calm Morton Finkel on the other end, words measured as though he was deliberately trying to keep them level.]

Floyd.

So. A little birdie told me you and Moe might have been.....involved at some point.

Is that true?

@damngoodjournalist

#sctv roleplay #closed rp

[It was way too damn early for this. Way, way too damn early. Blinking sleep out of his eyes and sipping his morning coffee, Floyd could only sort of comprehend what he was being asked. Morton Finkle, DDS was asking him if he and Maurice Green had ever been an item. What the fuck.]

Uh... no...? Mort, I’ve been with Earl since... god, ‘77, I think? [He paused to sip his coffee, light a cigarette. Think. Think. There had been some crazy goddamn shit going down with Moe, lately, right? Maybe...]

Does this have somethin’ to do with... whatever’s been going on with Moe? Because Moe did have a thing for Earl, I think...

plumslices

“Saying i love you every minute lessens the meaning” um to YOU….freak.

#floyd muses

💤🥞🌺

I don't sleep particularly easily, but I've found running a box fan in the room helps me get to sleep. My therapist said something about how the 'white noise' helps cover up other sounds that could wake me up. I dunno how true that is but if it helps, it helps.

I love a good, hearty plate of biscuits and gravy when I can have it. When I don't have time, peanut butter on toast, and if I don't have time for breakfast before I have to head to work at all, I do have a soft spot for McMuffins.

Thankfully, I don't have any serious allergies, but I do have a mild allergy to mold. It's not a huge problem up here in Montana where everything's really dry, but the times I've been in Florida and Hawaii I've been a mess.

😭 🌹

I cry more easily than I'm willing to admit, but it's rarely anything external that makes me cry. I just hate myself.

I don't really like Valentine's Day- I think it's a hokey excuse for people to sell greeting cards and chocolate- but it's a nice excuse to spend a day in with Earl when it's usually cold and wet outside. As for confessing, I don't actually remember which of us said 'I love you' first, but I was the one to ask Earl out first, if that counts.

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feel free to tweak questions + all emojis r listed in text form bc i can't see some of them aAAaaAA! sorry if any of these questions are too similar i tried to avoid that but .. there's a lot lol! categorized by emoji type.

i wanted to make one because i could not find one on tumblr already that had a ton of questions. this was created by combining ones under the #oc ask game tag + my own contributions. hi charmymemes nation i'm back.

people

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical...)?

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

👻 GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their "ghostly experiences", if any?

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

👊 PUNCH - are they quick to violence?

💢 ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

😨 FEARFUL - when scared, do they go into "flight" or "fight"?

💤 SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?

food & drinks

🥞 PANCAKE - what is their comfort breakfast?

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE - when is their birthday? do they like celebrating it?

🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat?

🍟 FRIES - do they order food often? or they prefer to cook their own food?

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

🍓 STRAWBERRY - do they eat their fruit & veg? what is their favourite fruit or vegetable?

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

🍧 SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it?

plants & nature

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

🌙 MOON - what is your oc's greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

🌋 VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?

🌺 HIBISCUS - do they have any allergies?

🍁 MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why?

🍃 FALLING LEAF - do they enjoy being in nature? what is their favourite outdoor activity?

☀️ SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning?

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

🌹 ROSE - do they like valentines day? have they been confessed to before? have they confessed to anyone before?

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

🙊 SPEAK-NO-EVIL - what is something your oc will refuse to stay quiet about?

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

🌱 SEEDLING - what is their most vivid memory from childhood?

🍀 CLOVER - do they believe in luck? are they lucky?

🌏 EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

activity

⚾ BASEBALL - can they play sports? what is their best position if they play a team sport? what's their strong suit (speed, power etc.)?

🏊 SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

objects

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

📖 OPEN BOOK - do they like reading? what's their favourite genre?

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

📸 CAMERA - do they enjoy having their picture taken? what's their go-to pose? do they like taking photos? what do they take photos of?

🎭 MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what's different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

💡 LIGHTBULB - is your oc a planner? do they write down every small detail or just wing it?

💎 DIAMOND - how rich are they? can they live the lifestyle they want to?

🎁 PRESENT - what types of presents would they be most happy to receive? are they good at gift giving?

🍼 BABY BOTTLE - what are their thoughts on children?

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

👑 CROWN - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?

✏️ PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?

🎵 MUSIC NOTE - what is their playlist like? their favourite artists? do you associate a particular song with them?

🎤 MICROPHONE - are they good at singing? what is their go-to karaoke song?

🎷 SAXOPHONE - do they play any instruments? are they any good at it?

📚 BOOKS - how were they at school? what is their best subject? what is their worst subject? do they have a favourite subject?

👖 JEANS - what is their go-to outfit?

🎨 PALETTE - can they draw? what do they like to draw?

🎡 FERRIS WHEEL - are they someone who wants to kiss at the top of the ferris wheel?

⏳ HOURGLASS - are they usually late or on-time?

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

🎀 RIBBON - how would they fit into other worlds / aus? what aus would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into?

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

📦 PACKAGE - what are some "most likely to..." that can apply to them?

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

⚙️ GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

❇️ SPARKLE - what is their most prized possession? what do they value?

📏 RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?

transport

🚆 TRAIN - what is their answer to the trolley problem?

🚲 BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

weather

🌩️ LIGHTNING - are they scared of lightning?

💧 DROPLET - random angst headcanon

❄️ SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way?

🌪️ TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?

🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

hearts

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they're in love?

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn't around?

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?

💔 BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

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Excuse this awkward “hello” but you seem to be associated with SCTV as well as me and now I’m curious as to who you are.

@officerfriendlysctv

Really?

Floyd Robertson? Half of the news team? I could have sworn we've met before... ah, well, maybe I'm just senile, who knows. I am getting older.

officerfriendlysctv

Oh? I guess I have heard your name before… I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to you though. At least not that I remember.

Oh, now it’s ringing a bell, I do know who you are. My mind has been in the gutter today, we’ve just never spoken.

#floyd talks #sctv roleplay #open rp

Eh, no worries. It’s weird, I could have sworn we’ve met.

Anyway, whether we have or not, it’s nice to talk to you.

Excuse this awkward “hello” but you seem to be associated with SCTV as well as me and now I’m curious as to who you are.

@officerfriendlysctv

Really?

Floyd Robertson? Half of the news team? I could have sworn we've met before... ah, well, maybe I'm just senile, who knows. I am getting older.