::Space Case::

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

Imagine being such a degenerate piece of scum that the first thing you thing of after a tragedy is how it can further your agenda.

I need more of these

Running late because you had to doodoo is self care

Holding it in til you get to work to doodoo on the clock is fiscal responsibility

me, watching people surpass me in literally every possible way: haha! great for them :) also! starting at noon i will be burying myself under leaves and decaying slowly, feel free to stop by!

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

all my friends are talented as FUCK and IM here,,,, SITTING AROUND,,,, like the rotten lil GARBAGE GREMLIN i am

Any other trauma survivors go through years thinking your trauma didn’t affect you? Only to realize it does affect you and you can see so many signs it has all along?

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.