Hey, look at this asshole

guy who has the stigmata: im not gonna worry about it. it'll go away on its own

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

sorry for you but for me personally i could be BROWN, i could be BLUE, I COULD BE VIOLET SKY i could be HURTFUL, i could be PURPLE, i could be anything you like gotta be Green, gotta be Mean, gotta be everything more WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME, WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME? WHY DON'T YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR?

Everyone, go listen to this!  The casting is utter perfection!  Also, if you have the means, consider buying the series (you can get it on Audible) so you can listen to it a hundred times like other completely normal people who aren’t cripplingly obsessed with Good Omens.

Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

"it's about love" yes and love is tearing a man's heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

and a working link