Your Local Engineering Students Preferred Procrastination Method

quite honestly i dont know what to put as a description here. i'll just link the clips and leave people to draw their own conclusions about what to make of all of this.

weird self-flaggelation around cleo/insistence on cleo being scary, cleo punishing him (??), general weirdness etc

"it's because you're scary, cleo"

"like you're disciplining me"

cycling through his in-game hotbar embarrassingly fast when cleo says things that make him nervous/tentative (?)

trying to threaten cleo during last life while clearly very intimidated

"is it 'cause gingers are spicy?" ".......sure?"

"sorry i thought you were cleo"

"i am kind of scared of you"

this post by murphy cobblestone-butch

pretending to be a puppy/using dog mannerisms/pleading/whatever the fuck that last clip is supposed to be

bdubs and cleo's attack dog

"i'm a good boy"

"jumping up and down for a treat"

"you're sat there like a dog wanting a treat!"

scott's "there we go" + whatever this editing choice implies

joel's "etho, follow!"

"I'm like a lost puppy without an owner"

embarrassingly bad clip

bonus clips of other people addressing etho in interesting or particular ways

bdubs vs (timid, perenially lost) etho

gem cooing over etho

Also:

- Gary is Sam: chaotic, likes to do fast insults and quips. Gary is just less ashamed when the humour gets low brow. Both are into history stuff, Gary works with archives and a lot of ancient history and Sam studied classics

- Matt is AJ: chaotic, into filmmaking, high risk high reward type jokes. (André beetroot is also the bounciest character in sfth and they're both the last members to join)

- Tom is Tom: Disappointed Dad energy, penchant for linguistics + it's funny (Scott once said his favourite subject at GCSE was English)

- Chris is Luke: just like, oddly suave? Doesn't mess up very often, somehow executes everything perfectly (I genuinely don't think I've ever seen Chris stumble over a sentence and Luke can do every accent he's ever attempted?). Also the sheer amount of knowledge they can both pull from at a moment's notice.

Chip Harrington's news broadcast, as seen by the public

And yes, this is timed to the original clip!

late night SFTH doodles, except it's just some of my favorite faces from the past few days <3

This isn't about whether you think it's likely that you'll die in this body of water; it's about which body of water you would give the right to take you.

For example, for me it's Lake Michigan.

Tom Scott’s Hair, Part I/?: the earlyish* years.

Gifs 1-4 from You Cannot Remove Your Fingerprints With Pineapple and Salmon in a Dishwasher, both from 2009

Gifs 4-8 from Sky One’s Gadget Geeks, 2012, videos can be found via Colin Furze’s youtube channel.]