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why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

quizzes are like “who is your favorite celebrity” and my options are 8 people I don’t recognize at all and one who I actively hate

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

you guys can say what you want about redd but i think he's the funniest animal crossing character. he's like "here! for $6,000 you can have michelangelo's david. do not ask where i got it from"

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury- be honest, are you mad? Like are you guys mad at me?

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

The biggest of moods

she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though

he had a body you’d expect to fish out of the river

her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.

he had a face you’d want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick.

ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman.

it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.