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This is the funniest video ever đ
This has to be the funniest thing Iâve ever seen

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You ever just think about some things that have happened in your life that are so ridiculous you canât help but laugh?
Yeah, thatâs me right now.
Laughing all the way.
Derpiness runs in the family
I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to đ
this is so much more well animated than is called for
@masteralchemyst I thought of you
Plagiarism found
Itâs that time againâŚ
It is illegal to take fanfics that you find on Tumblr, AO3, from ANYWHERE, and repost them. The authors can pursue legal action if they so choose. âCredit to the ownerâ/listing the authorâs URL name is not justification. It would be exactly the same as putting a full copy of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or any other Paper Published book online and then saying âCredit to the Authorâ. Theyâd still sue the pants off you. AO3 even has a team of lawyers that will SUE you for stealing fanfiction from their authors. The gist of this, DO NOT STEAL!
This is a list of authors that had their fics STOLEN by this user: here and here. This is the users tumblr where they have been messaging the authors to ask permission to repost onto wattpad and after receiving a ânoâ (or before we havenât figured that part out) they repost the work anyway and claim it as their own. These authors listed are not the thieves, they are the owners of these fics. I am linking the original works so that they can receive the love and attention that they deserve.
The Bird Cage by @taetaewonderlandâ
Make it Right by @thebiasrekkersâ
Oh Kitten by @softlyjiminieâ
May 31 by @jeonjeonggukenergyâ
Selfishly Mine by @kimnjssâ
Intimidation by @luxekookâ
Snowflake Kisses by @guksheartâ
Caramel Macchiato by @minniepetalsâ
He Asks You on a Date in College by @writerofbtsâ
You Give Birth To Twins ~ Namjoon Drabble by @namjoonahhh (url deleated)
Among the Beasts by @golddaggersâ
Love Lost by @lotsoffandomimaginesâ
Creatures of the Night by @fresh-outta-jamsâ
there were more but as we were compiling them⌠the âbooksâ were deleted.Â

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500 Follower Frenzy!
You like us! You really like us!Â
It thrills us to the bones that you all enjoy our works. And thanks to you, weâve hit another milestone!
500 followers!Â
Welcome to all the new people who have joined us in the last month!Â
Weâd like to re- introduce ourselves [âĄ]. âŹ ď¸ [PS: click the heart!]
Have a look at what weâve done and whatâs upcoming [â ]. âŹ ď¸ [PS: click the star!]
There are things currently brewing for ATEEZ, VIXX and EXO in the back office. Some of them are juicy, spicy, and all around heart-wrenching. Thatâs why we call ourselves The Bias Rekkers!
And now, as a thank you for your support, likes, and reblogs:
Weâd like to extend our gratitude! âŹď¸ âŹď¸ âŹď¸ âŹď¸ [AKA: look below!]
Ask My Muse: Ask any character from any story or one shot a question.
Alternate the Alternative Universe: Did you see a scene in a story and would like to see it go an opposite way? Maybe you want a deeper take on a short scene? For shits and giggles!Â
Playlist Drabble: Do you have a favorite song that you would like to see applied to a scene with a favorite idol? Then suggest a song [any song] and any idol/group we currently write for. If you have something specific youâd like to see, make sure to mention it or else weâll let the song guide what happens.
The Bias Rekkers would, again, like to say thank you to everyone thatâs read, liked, reblogged, screamed, squealed, keyboard smashed, and recâd any and all of our works. We do it for the idols we love, and for you, our fandom community.
And because we like hurting ourselves. But hey, to each their own, right? Also donât be afraid to send us asks about anything and everything! Plus, we have a big announcement when we finish all the requests. So stay tuned because weâre just getting started!
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Shadowâs Birthright | MYG
Chapter 00: Prologue
Plot:Â Riding in on thunder and lightning, two princes are born. But a crown cannot be shared. It can only be worn by one and one alone. The hands of man have separated the brothers, allowing one to live in wealth and comfort inside the palace while the other grows up among commoners. But Fate cannot be destroyed by the hands of man. A shared destiny reunites the brothers; one to become a king who descends into madness and the other will rise as a dragon whose journey has only just begun in order to claim a crown he does not desire to have.
Rating: NC-17 // NSFW
Genre:Â series | historical!au | fantasy!au | angst | romance | drama | tragedy
Pairing:Â Min Yoongi (Lee Yoon) x Female OC (Kalina Shuri)
Warnings: Historical setting, caste system, magic/sorcery, graphic violence, disturbing graphic images, religious tones, angst, slow burn, smut
Links: FAQ || BTS Masterlist || Admin Eâs AO3 || [ REQUESTS ARE OPEN ]
Word Count:Â 2,128
Tag List: @luxekookâ, @pinkpjminâ, @btsaudgeâ, @flowerwrites06â, @stillcopingxxâ, @taevkimchiâ, @aroseforyoongiâ
AN: Iâve teased you all enough with this. Iâve been doing it since Yoongi dropped that damn MV (you all know it by now, donât act like you donât). And now here we are. Me. Again. Teasing you with a prologue. But it will be worth the wait, my loves. It will be worth the torture that I am about to put you all through. Because itâs a story I think needs to be told. I know Iâve seen some one-shots out there, and while thatâs great, I want to put my Korean History knowledge through the ringer and really put you guys on a roller coaster. If you love this story, show it love. Iâm writing this because itâs a story featuring a subject Iâm passionate about and one that I will put all of my heart and soul into. Just like with Make It Right. So I present to you the start of this journey, this trilogy series (yes, I said it) full of heartbreak, magic and love.
P.S. Please bear in mind that while the historical accuracy will be mostly correct, I am setting this in a time period in Joseon history where there was no such thing as a king who had a twin brother. Obviously thatâs where the fiction/creative freedom is going to come in. Everything else will be period accurate, trust and believe.Â
Š thebiasrekkers (Admin E). All rights reserved. Reposting/modifying our work is prohibited. Translations are not allowed. Plagiarism/stealing is not tolerated by any means. Legal action will be taken in instances of theft.
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I donât think any of you all are prepared for the story idea that just popped into my headâŚ
Hell, who am I kidding?Â
Iâm not even sure Iâm ready.
But Iâm gonna wreck yâall anyway.
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just wrote 1k in a single sitting here at starbucks to @edenplaysâs playlist for âthe resetâ. love that for me. love her for that
YAS QUEEN! YAAAAAS!
đ¨ATTENTIONđ¨
All Writers Published on Ao3:
This app, "Fanfic Pocket Archive Library", is lifting all public content from Ao3 and making it available through a service they profit from.
Your work has been stolen and is being used to make money for a third party.
^above are the ways in which the app makes money off of Ao3 content. The developer is called Simple Soft Alliance. Here's the app's Terms and Conditions.
Any fanfiction that can be accessed without a password on Ao3 is already available in this app. Yours, mine, every fan creator's. Whether this is illegal I do not know, but it is certainly unethical and needs to be fought. Ao3 is a site of unparalleled integrity and shows the utmost respect to creators, so this content grab is an even bigger slap in the face for that reason.
đ¨Please flag/report this app in your app store. đ¨
đŠGoogle Playstore link
đŠApple Store link (download app, then go to report it here )
Feel free to contact Ao3 as well to alert them to this issue. Let's take em down, folks. In the meantime, you can put your Ao3 in private mode to prevent any more data theft.
Please reblog and tag your writer friends. Signal boost this.
If the app developer wasnât making money I wouldnât care, but as it is all my fics are on this app and Iâm NOT happy. Reported and also reported to Ao3
email someone got - reported on the twitter feed. looks like as authors weâll have to individually report that our content is stolen on the app.Â
links
google:Â https://support.google.com/legal/troubleshooter/1114905
apple:Â https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/appstorenotices/#/contacts?lang=en
if you are a fanfic writer posting on ao3 and this app has your fics on there, IT IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.Â
so hereâs what you can do. go to the google report form or the apple report form and say that it is copyright infringement. youâll have to just show your ao3 profile link to prove it.Â
this is how iâm phrasing it, but please modify what you say so it doesnât look like a mass complaint and ruin the legitimacy of the claim:Â
âI post my fanfiction works on www.archiveofourown.com, a platform that hosts transformative works. This app is reposting all of my writing content (at least 29 of my works) without my knowledge or consent. I did not give permission to the developer of this app to do so. Since I have copyrights to my own fanworks, as well do all writers that this app is reposting without their permission, I strongly urge the Apple Store to consider the legality of this app, which basically exists just to repost/copy all the works of fanfiction authors of archiveofourown.com.â
again, PHRASE IT IN YOUR OWN WAY but this is just an example of how to go about it, if the âexplanation for complaintâ seems intimidating to you.
i strongly urge every ao3 author to report this, and get this app down. otherwise, as AO3 suggests, weâll have to issue DCMA Takedowns. those are a bitch to file. they take a lot of time and a lot of fees. hopefully, enough of us reporting this to apple/google will simply ban the app, and we can put this whole mess behind us.Â
To all my authors friends out there. Check this out !Â
Making money out of works fans share for free is just wrong.Â
I found every single one of my ao3 fics on here. So now Iâve had to go and change the fucking settings to private, so only users on ao3 who are registered can view it on ao3. Which I really didnât want to do, because I want everyone to be able to read my work without someone else making a profit off of it. But apparently I canât do that. This is so fucking sisnisndejidjeidie.
Yâall, if you have ANYTHING pasted to ao3, itâs on the shitty fucking app. So i highly suggest that you report and protect your work.
They had mine too. Working on the dispute form.
what the FUCK kind of dragon is that
i donât know but iâm reblogging it because iâm afraid itâs one of those âREBLOG THIS CREATURE AND GET WEALTHâ memes in disguise, and if I donât, itâs going to come to my house, steal everything of value I own, piss on the rest, and leave without even letting me pet it.

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do you have advice on how to be more of a critical thinker/ tips on how to analyse shows?? bc i love yours but god i couldnt do it even if you paid me, i've got no skills
Oh gosh, thank you, anon! And I highly doubt you have no skills! All of this stuff is both learnt (I watch a truly shocking amount of movies, haha) and something that I genuinely think comes naturally to us as a species. I think humans like stories. I think we see that in historic - particularly Indigenous - traditions of oral storytelling, I think we see that in fairytales and fables, in modern films and TV - - hell, I even think it with tabloids (like, fuck, I kind of love that glossy magazines can build a story out of a celebrity getting a coffee from Starbucks [Not with her BOYFRIEND?? Theyâre clearly on the rocks, etc etc etc])
With that in mind, I think really learning how to unpack a story comes down to a pretty simple question.
Why?Â
When it comes to storytelling (and life tbh), everything is a choice that somebody has made - whether that be a writing choice, an acting choice, a costume choice, an art department choice. Somebody has sat down and decided that something looks, sounds, feels the way that it does, and theyâll have a reason for it. Stories arenât made by accident - theyâre the result of a lot of work done by a lot of people - so feel empowered to ask that story questions - interrogate it - really ask it why, because somebodyâs work and reasoning is generally behind it (and in my experience - those people love that you notice and want to engage with it, even when you have an opinion that might deviate from their intention).
Like - - okay, lets look at an example.Â
Beth wears a lot of floral, and her house is decorated with a lot of floral, which means that at least one person has made that choice. Probably a writer, who likely wrote it into a script at some point. Great! Likely though - that writer wrote it into that script, and a costume team and art department / set dressers ran with it and then doubled down on it, so now we have multiple creatives making an active creative choice to decorate Beth and Bethâs life in floral.Â
Why would they do that? What do floral prints mean?Â
Well, floral is culturally and socially something that is very feminine, and often heavily associated with beauty and motherhood (gosh, just think of any sort of motherâs day card or promotion). Flowers are also something that can represent a blossoming (which I think you could genuinely argue with Beth), and certain flowers represent very specific things - like lilies (innocence), daisies (youth), roses (love) or poppies (death) - none of the latter are relevant in this situation, but you get the gist.Â
Beth dresses in a range of floral, which implies theyâre going for a broader association with it - unlike, say, American Beauty, which used recurring rose imagery to directly contradict the idea of âloveâ - which takes us back to the original point - femininity, beauty and motherhood, and they use it to draw a very stark parallel to the life it is that Bethâs actually living. Sheâs wearing floral when sheâs arguing with FBI agents, or as a costume with other mothers. Itâs being used to amplify the contrast between what it is sheâs doing and the image that she wants to project to the world / arguably the woman that she is.Â
What Iâm getting at, is that if you notice an image, or an item thatâs recurring, just let yourself think about it.Â
So letâs try again.
Letâs think about Bethâs bourbon, or Rioâs gun.Â
These are two items that the writers keep putting in front of us, which means that they mean something to them, and therefore the characters and the story.Â
Why?Â
Well, season one establishes that Beth drinks bourbon usually after a long day, when sheâs criming with the girls, when sheâs just really fucking done. This is reiterated in season two, and then itâs something that Rio learns about her, orders her, and deliberately leaves her when he takes back her money.Â
Season one told us that bourbon is what Beth drinks when sheâs at her rawest and her most vulnerable. Rio knowing that narratively, is telling us that Rio knows Beth.Â
Like I said in an earlier post, Rioâs gun has a lot of weight to it, and is typically accompanied with a shift in narrative tension. So why would that be? Well, the gun is dangerous. It represents Rio at his most dangerous. If it represents Rio at his most dangerous, it means that it generally also represents Rio at his most powerful, so you can infer from that that the gun is symbolic of power, which particularly comes into play when he gives it to Beth in 1.10 and again in 2.13. Rioâs giving Beth power which she gives back to him in 2.01, and seizes and then actually gives to Turner in 2.13 (which is very interesting to me generally, haha).Â
So yeah! I guess asking a story why, and paying attention to recurring imagery - both physical and more symbolic, is probably my biggest recommendation of where to start. If you notice an image repeating too, and donât know what it means, feel empowered to google it too! Thereâs no shame in that. Iâve done that plenty of times, haha, because we canât all be across everything after all. ;-)
Otherwise, Iâd really suggest listening to podcasts or interviews, and watching things that help to break down stories and creative and story-business process.Â
In particular, I really love TheNerdWriter and Lindsay Ellis on YouTube, I also watch/listen to a lot of interviews with writers and directors through things like The Hollywood Reporter roundtables, and podcasts like Australian Screenwriters, Scriptnotes, How Did This Get Made (which is v funny). Iâm also going to do a shameless plug here, haha, and say that I have a very-amateur podcast (full disclaimer - our audio quality can be not-great) with a friend too called Lady Parts which is about genre films, but particularly about roles and representations of women in those genre films.
There are also some pretty amazing books out there too. An entry-level one is Film Art (which is unfortunately a bit expensive!) but is an incredible resource full of screencaps and script pages which helps to break down choices and storytelling and imagery, and Wonderbook by Jeff VanderMeer (who wrote Annihilation!) which is more about writing, but is an incredible resource for understanding story generally.Â
I hope thatâs a helpful start, anon! And if anyone has any other tips, you should leave âem in the comments :-)
King Killer - Ch.1
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Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Assassin AU
Warnings: Eventual smut. Angst. Criminal activity. Violence.
Summary: When somebody needed another person dealt with, that was where the King Killers came in. Each member specialized in different methods of killing. Seokjin, for example, a murderous chef for hire that could concoct poisons that would only take effect hours after being consumed. Youâd been part of the organization since childhood and it had become home. When the newest recruit, Jimin, gets sent on a far flung mission with you to a completely foreign country on the other side of the continent, it will force two strangers to rely on each other for survival.
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So, I know this has taken me awhile, but I wanted to make sure that I had everything covered in this review.
First of all, let me just say that you did an excellent job world building in a short amount of time. By the end of the chapter, I had no problem understanding the necessity and validity that came with being a King Killer. Couple that with believable characterizations, I didnât have a problem finding any of the characters relatable or likeable. I think thatâs important in the first few chapters of a story: establishing character relationships and believing in those said relationships. Iâm curious for the actual appearance of the others outside of mentions, but I know that will come in time. Jimin entering the KKâs as a âpurchaseâ gives it an essence of longing for a sense of belonging and I like that.Â
Iâve always struggled with Y/N stories as I canât always place myself in the position of the MC. But I do know that I can appreciate her character as someone looking from the outside in. She is charming and a little obstinate, which I can appreciate in an assassin character. I donât like the stone cold, unfeeling assassins very much. Having them all clustered together as a group who understand one another is nice and refreshing, which also makes character interactions believable.Â
I would have more to say, but this is just the start. Iâm looking forward to reading the next chapter! Great work, Eva!
~ Eden