Vicks really be openin a nigga whole mind up when you have a cold

i took a wiff that bih had my whole 3rd eye open nshit im extra woke right now and the white man is the devil

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

A cough is just a crunchy breath

A yawn is just a boneless cough

Ha🅱️y 🅱️irtdoy

Please, never let this meme die.

heavin

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

blue and light blue nice try officer

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.