Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

What is your dad’s weird hyperfixation??? They all have one

all the people in the tags being like “my dad’s hyperfixation on not paying child support” like okay then, my dad is hyperfixated on Battlestar Galactica and jellybeans

don't lie you didn't "choose" to be bisexual i KNOW you watched pride and prejudice (2005) and had Thoughts about elizabeth and mr darcy

the multiple people in the notes replying to this with "it was pirates of the caribbean, actually" has led me to revise my earlier statement. you just watched a movie with kiera knightley in it and wanted to both kiss her and be her. and honestly, same.

i made a 2-part uquiz called Which Shakespeare character are you? and it has 50 possible results.  The first quiz puts you into one of 5 groups and links you to the group quiz that has 10 different characters each. Tag your results. :)

the funniest part of this is seeing people in the tags who want to get hamlet and get something from a play they’ve never read and they’re like UMM IM EMO??? i HAVE to be HAMLET idk who Edmund even is and I’m like… sweetie…. you’re Edmund….

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE

ppl in big cities be like "south side" "east end" "upper west side" "north beach" "southwest corner" "left area" "diagonal land"

in small towns we dont need all this specifity nonsense when giving directions. its either by the walmart or its on the opposite side from the walmart

you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately

this isn't a big deal but stop letting these gays on social media guide you. nothing is gay culture. everything is gay culture. no need to buy fugly clothes and pins just because. if you don't wear rainbow top to bottom you're still a part of the community. clothes can be used to be a means of expression of your identity, but they're not a tool with which to focus on one part of you in a way which is easy to consume for others. it's a beautiful sentiment to find togetherness in this community, of course, but you can do that by being friends and being there for each other and by being a good person. help others. that's the meaning of community. not cold coffee.

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

I’ve read of some people receiving death threats for what they ship?!?! like what the actual fuck. let people enjoy their stuff

this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make