welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent āi hate everythingā post⦠and then i saw this.
Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once š
This healed meā¦.
This is non-toxic masculinity

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welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent āi hate everythingā post⦠and then i saw this.
Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once š
This healed meā¦.
This is non-toxic masculinity

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Me about to go 100% dance coach on my lil cousins so they can go viral:
this just made my night
this just made my night
I am in love with this woman
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
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like actually though. iām in AWE of the notecount.

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āThereās a cure?!ā asked the girl that kills everything she touches.Ā āHey shut up weāre perfā replied the girl that makes clouds.Ā
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. āMakes clouds my assā she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and thatās how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
āFinally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!ā decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.
āThere is no cure,ā said Johnny Five-Dicks. āThereās nothing wrong with us.ā
The last comment literally always cracks me up
The X-Men are an extremely good metaphor for oppressed minorities until they are suddenly an extremely terrible metaphor for oppressed minorities.
The scale on which the first reply misses the point literally never ceases to awe me.
I gotta say, though, this is a place where the X-men are being a good metaphor for oppressed minorities.Ā Specifically, in this case, the disabled community.
āYay, thereās a cure!ā says the girl with depression.Ā āCure for what, motherfucker, Iām not sick,ā says the person with autism.
āYay, thereās a cure!ā I say, with my fibromyalgia and random bad pain days.Ā āYes, because itās easier to talk about eliminating us than talk about teaching sign language in school,ā says the Deaf person.Ā āāCureā is violent rhetoric.ā
The problem is, of course, that a vast number of things have been aggregated under the label of ādisability,ā and many of them donāt even resemble each other.Ā Depression sucks in an objective fashion, whereas autism is just a way of being (which, like many ways of being, may suck at some times, and generally sucks worse when not accommodated).Ā Similar deal with chronic pain versus the Deaf community.Ā These things really should not be grouped together, but they are.Ā And since they are grouped so haphazardly, they will often be at cross-purposes.
It is ridiculous, in the X-men universe, to classify all āmutantsā as one group.Ā You have ridiculously powerful people with little downside, you have powerful people with a major downside, you have people with very limited powers but few drawbacks, you have people with limited powers and massive drawbacks, and thatās not even getting into other divisions, like whether you look like a baseline human all the time, part of the time, or none of the time.Ā āRealistically,ā if you can apply that word to a fantasy universe, Storm and Rogue belong to completely different minorities which should require completely different approaches.Ā But society has grouped them under one umbrella, or forced them to group themselves for self-protection, and thus you have conversations like the one above.
So itās actually not a bad take.Ā Mind you, the X-men have had bad takes, and will do so again, and Iām skeptical about whether āpowersā of any kind even work for a metaphor about minority representationābut this particular vignette has something useful to say.
if your teenage years were really boring its just because god wants you to peak as a milf
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Chonk
Goblin
Yeah that looks like a cat
Subcategories of breeds:
Floof
Naked
Normal
This is my favorite post
See this is a trap, bc the orange cat under yeah normal is the biggest, loudest fucking goblin you can imagine

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i think that when god made stealing a mortal sin he didnāt know that walmart would ever exist
Iām absolutely not a rabbi, but Iāve been thinking a lot about this, actually, and what stealing might mean to gd. and I know this post is probably a joke but like I said. been thinking about it a lot.
So what a lot of people may not know is that the Torah is mostly like. a farming manual. A day-to-day life guide for 6,000 years ago. And so it has instructions for harvesting, of course. But it says specifically that you shouldnāt reap all the way to the edge of your field, and that you should leave that for the poor. It also says that you shouldnāt take the fallen grapes from your vineyard, and to leave that also for the poor. And a lot more little things like that.
So why is it encouraged? Why doesnāt it count as stealing for the poor to take the food you grew?
I think that gdās definition of stealing would, in this case, punish you if you did take the fallen food from your fields, because youād be taking it from the mouths and bellies of people who clearly desperately need it. Itās not the poor who are stealing, because they are simply trying to survive. I think gd wants us to remember, in our harvests, in our successes, that we have a duty to give what we can to those who need it, and if we donāt, thatās stealing from our fellow human.
In other words, pouring bleach on edible food thrown in dumpsters is stealing, and a mortal sin.
started watching bridgerton and iām fully losing my mind?? enemies to lovers fake dating historical romance??? with a diverse cast???? whilst orchestral versions of modern pop songs play in the background????? JULIE ANDREWS NARRATES IT?????? sign me the fuck up

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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe
And SCANDAL WTF
Oh jeez, SCANDALā¦.
ā¦.and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. Itās a goddamn conspiracyĀ
Oh god. Heās on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole goā¦.
Oh my god. DEXTER.
THE ACTUAL NEWS
I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.Ā
what is his plan
I do NOT have the cultural knowledge to write this alone BUT Iāve always wanted to start a TV show about a group of ghost hunters who specifically have one person from each major religious background so that literally all of their bases are covered no matter what kind of fucked up supernatural being shows up⦠like one is the like teen son of a Catholic priest and one is a girl whose dad is a rabbi, one of them is pagan, one of them is Muslim, one of them is an atheist/agnostic who specifically tags along to deal with the weird eldritch gray area shit that the rest of them donāt cover, itās just a big ensemble cast of meddling kids and maybe a dog who is some kind of Entity
Their obligatory grizzled mentor runs the local interfaith outreach group. The local interfaith outreach group is just a cover for the ghost hunterās society at this point.