ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

may the last months of 2017 be the plot twist you have been waiting for

I know it’s been years but I still have no clue what homestuck is and I don’t want to know. I want to keep it a mystery

no offense but people who consistently buy the newest iphones the day they come out emanate a very unsettling energy… capitalism has such a strong grip on them i just want to help set them free

One year in gym there was a furry in my class and one day he came up to me and was like “you’re on your period” and I’m like “what the fuck how did you know” he just looks at me and says “wolves can sense it”

jesus fuck

you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick

hey iris?

hey, how are you?

i was good until i read this post, thanks