Our world doesn't deserve you.

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

April fool's? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That's a weak mindset. That's low perfomance 📉 👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓 The grind 💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌ ⛔️ I am in it for the long run 🔛🏃‍♀️ No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

NOBODY is safe when fall out boy brings out the orchestra

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

Omfg I could devour a cheeseburger right now

Why the fuck are we circulating a 43 note post from 2012

it’s time has come

you never realize how much tumblr alters even your most basic conversational vernacular and I don't mean "that's my blorbo" level discourse I mean I made the comment "oh that is an entire human man" around someone who is very offline and they went "😂😂😂 What? An entire human? LOL!"

Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts

i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered “dark academia” and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers