Neptunian Daisies

my dumbass anytime an adult asks me a serious question that I’m too autistic to answer correctly.

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

Evolution of horror films: 30's: What if a guy was strange and scary? 40's: What if a situation was strange and scary? 50's: What if a creature was strange and scary? 60's: What if a normal thing became strange and scary? 70's-00's: What if something Got You? 2010's: What if something Got You but more conceptually? 2020: What if the strange and the scary have been here all along?

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear