touch-starved beast

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

(flirting) i could be your problem

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch