Hi, It's Daisy

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off