if the world’s at large why should i remain?

you dont even need the coins, drinking pure wishing well water lets you cast wish directly

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

I have a suggestion

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

i really need to shake some people and say “being passive in every situation does not mean you are not making active choices and it does not absolve you from harming others. consistently choosing to do nothing in every situation and believing that you couldn’t have possibly been the problem because you chose inaction and not a more agressive approach can in fact also be harmful.” because this keeps happening and its driving me nuts