if the world’s at large why should i remain?

all boys should be she/her'd

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

i know i repeat this ad nauseam a lot but i really really really hate "right-wingers/conservatives can't make good art" as a talking point. at best it's indicative of a type of combined US-centrism and presentism where people can't imagine 'conservative' as anything other than modern day MAGA, at worst its a sign of wilful refusal to engage with the history of literally any artform whatsoever

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.

I absolutely despise email. It’s clunky, unnecessary and often downright scary considering my job is pretty stressful already.

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing