if the world’s at large why should i remain?

reblog to plushie the person you reblogged this from

the chinese giant salamander is a large creature found in china known for its tendency to salamand when threatened

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

@identifying-planes-in-posts ?

Piper PA-23 Aztec

Okay but HOW is the plane?

having a little swim 🤗💦🏖️🐬

Okay but WHERE is the plane?

Freeport, Bahamas, January 30, 2004

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

the princess deserves bug mouthparts + big fuckoff mandibles that all split apart when it yawns

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

the REALLY scary thing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is that we have no idea where the rest of the elephant is