who knows. (not me)

my phone should give me an electric shock every time i open instagram

the laptop urge to shut down in high pressure situations

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

what’s your tumblr KDR (followers divided by following)? mine is 1.69 lmaooooo

the worst thing about writing is that you have to write things in order for them to have been written. absolute insanity.

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

june 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? june 3rd? a 4th of june? give me a fucking break.

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

do you ever just listen to sad music to let it hurt or is that just me

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I’ve come down with Female Hysteria

wtf do you say after you kiss someone? 

don’t forget to like and subscribe

yes im always a little sick to my stomach with anger and rage. why do u ask?

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me