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I realize laughing at this makes me a twelve-year-old.

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Believe it or not, but this is the new logo of the Swedish Liberal Party, because who doesn’t want to have a dildo as a logo.

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Kids birthday fail or Bachelorette win?

#eat it #chocolate dong

Haha....pull out.... nudge nudge, say no more.

#Dido dig #oldschool

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I am reblogging this because of totally mature, grown-up, scientific reasons. I am a mature adult. I am not giggling.

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Crafts for Christian kids: Reshaping the stubby Holy Trinity (Found @StuffCCLikes; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/65337145613/illinois-church-looks-like-a-giant-penis-when)

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What animal leaves these tracks again?

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white frat boys

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Ha, they wish. Like a white frat boy could ever have balls that big.

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Purse, late 16th century

From the Ala Napoleonica E Museo Correr via the Realm of Venus

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#coin purse #Renaissance wang

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Purse, late 16th century

From the Ala Napoleonica E Museo Correr via the Realm of Venus

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Renaissance phallic symbol- this was not an accident.

#dickbag #coinpurse

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sorry guys i tripped

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#dickhole #Road head #crash boom bang

Christmas explosion

#tree porn #Light show #accidental dick #holiday schlong

Vacuum.... right.

#dick in a box #holiday schlong #accidental dick #gift wrap fail

Happy VD all. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

#diamond dong #put a ring on it #VD #the gift that keeps on giving

There's plenty of accidental (or accidentally on purpose) dicks and dick jokes here.

#list #get your mind out of the gutter

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Jabba the hut flash drive. Stick it in that USB port!

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Thorins key got a piercing. This must be the key to the closet the elves are in.

#accidental dick #hobbit hog #middle earth #thorin

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