hello? dead kid speaking

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

your favorite anne rice character says a lot about you. for example, my favorite character is lestat. this is because i am a bad person

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit