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#bymyselfmaxxing

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died

it’s a beautiful summer for disappearing

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over