Welcome to havetheyeatenpizza!
The game show where I find out if your favorite characters have canonically eaten pizza or not!
This was inspired by Schaffrillas' latest video on which Smash Bros. characters have canonically eaten pizza!
The rules are simple! You submit a fictional character, and I try to find out if they've eaten pizza on any occasion that is canonical! No extra material, the main course only.
No characters from problematic media! This includes H*rry P*tter, anything by V*vziep*p, Att*ck on Tit*n, etc.
No real people! I don't know everyone in the world's pizza habits, so real people are off the menu!
If you have an OC (having eaten pizza in your story required), you can tell me about them, and whenever in your story they've eaten pizza! As a treat.
Here are the ranks of pizza eating!
#CEO OF PIZZA: This rank is exclusively for pizza chefs, or any character from Pizza Tower (barring The Noise, since he hates pizza.) They are the masters of pizza, baby.
#PIZZA EATER: This rank is for characters that are explicitly seen eating pizza in a canonical format. They've eaten pizza! Now that's some true pie right there.
#OC that has eaten pizza: These are your OCs that have eaten pizza before. That's all there is to it!
#knows what pizza is but hasn't eaten it: This rank is for characters who have (or may have) pizza in their world, but have never eaten it explicitly. They may have eaten it offscreen, but who's to know for sure?
#has never heard of pizza: This rank is for characters who don't have pizza in their world, or are too sheltered to know what it is. Poor, poor beings that will never have a piece of the pie.
#physically unable to eat pizza: This rank is for characters that literally can't eat pizza. Whether it be because of them being unable to consume, or being lactose intolerant, they just can't.
And also, here's some blogs that inspired me: @cantheykillmacbeth @couldtheycatchkira @couldtheysurvivethestandarrow @who-do-i-know-this-man @elementspecificcharatourney
