hey bro wats up

burt's bees has geared a rebrand around the slogan "burt til it hurts"

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

you can lead a horse to water, but if you do, it may reveal a special Horse Gem on your minimap….

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine