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mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

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the guy *is* right
fundamentally there is a root meaning to most or all words from which all current meaning(s) are derived
it really is just the application of the word shifting, like in the case of ratio which merriam webster has so helpfully provided, it's just referring to the ratio of (presumably?) likes between the original post and the reply including "ratio"
the problem with knowing things about battle tactics is that an ever-increasing subset of popular media becomes impossible to enjoy properly because you have to sit there like 'wow Captain Protagonist good to know all those dead people on your own side are a direct result of your total lack of anything resembling brains'
seriously i'm not talking about anything elaborate, just basic common sense, but common sense is so much harder to ignore once you've got systematized data to back it up, like
what do they even think a fortification is for???
what do you think a shield is for. what do you think ranged weapons are for????
make the other sonuvabitch have a hard time killing you without getting killed first! most basic goal of combat! why are movies so bad at writing characters who actually attempt this on even a very small 'army' scale?
and like i said in the first post, it's not just that it's Dumb, the thing is that once you put the character in a command role, their ability to think their way through a combat situation with some degree of optimization becomes a reflection on their character on like. a moral level.
if your tactics are dumb and reckless but you usually win and it's just you punching people that's one thing. or even if it's you and five guys who've decided they like how you roll!
but if you are put in charge of soldiers. and you throw their lives away because you don't know what you're doing. that's not okay.
it's not always avoidable! one of the basic problems with armies! but when it happens in fiction it needs to be on purpose, to make sure the military elements of the narrative remain thematically congruent.
when you have a bit where Main Character is in command and then makes avoidable bad decisions and people die who didn't have to. either the protagonist has been put in a horrific position by whatever authority figure thrust them into a role they didn't want and weren't competent to handle, without support.
or the protagonist, voluntarily assuming a management job they suck at, has committed a grievous harm against others by not recognizing their own limitations.
even if they win! i don't want to be watching a movie where the main character squanders every tactical advantage and loses 40% of their forces totally unnecessarily for Narrative Tension, but the enemy retreats or gets eaten by a dragon or loses the MacGuffin or whatever, and then there's triumphant music and a party because They Won!!!
no! they fucked it up is what they did! this is some Light Brigade gaslighting shit! shut up. our boy just massacred people who trusted him.
kind of a tangent but this is also how I feel when the good guys mow their way through dozens of faceless grunts and then suddenly the big bad in charge is the life they face a moral quandary over
the random foot soldiers and henchmen's lives matter too! tbh
#tbh they should matter MORE #they are way less culpable than whoever's in charge #it's just plot convenient to dehumanize the work force
I think it’s worth noting that history is littered with examples of wasteful tactics. A common element is that often times technology advances while tactics do not.
For example, in the American Civil War, the tactics used of soldiers, marching into open fueled, and exchanging musket fire was not all that different than the tactics of the American revolution a little under 100 years prior. However, the rifles that infantry men were armed with were significantly more accurate. As a result, casualties, both in terms of lives lost, and soldiers, injured were horrific.
The concept of trench warfare in World War I was not all that different from wars, fought all over the continent in the century prior, and were designed to try and curb advantages of cavalry. But again, of mortars, more accurate, rifles, and chemical warfare meant that charging trenches resulted in truly grotesque numbers of casualties.
There is certainly evidence that World War I era generals were fairly callous when it came to casualty figures. They were more interested in territory gained. And it mattered very little how many lives that cost since soldiers were replaceable.
I agree that there should be some narrative coherence when protagonist squander advantages due to bad tactics, but when you look at actual history, it’s very clear that even if there are “good guys“ and “bad guys“ in war, there’s also just a lot of waste. That doesn’t make for a very sexy narrative, but it’s the nature of the beast. Militaries in particular are conservative institutions slow to change. you do things a certain way because that is the way they are done. That will always get people killed. But that’s also excepted as the way things are done.
At the end of the day, I’m just not sure there is a good way to organize two groups of people trying to kill each other.
I think the more interesting question is, should there be?
i mean maybe, but that's not what the post is about, it's about fiction that places warfare centrally, but then engages with it only on an aesthetic level.
thereby creating major ruptures in the narrative logic and characterization for anyone who knows (for example) what the point of a wall is.
this is a writing complaint, about failure to adequately situate motive within character and maintain internal consistency.
i'm not going to ask every piece of fiction that wants to have swords in it to engage in a meditation on the nature of conflict. that sounds boring, and also like it's asking too much of people. i'm aiming way lower here.
the problem is a general failure to care enough about the battle as an event within a narrative to make the pieces go together according to an internal logic. people being dumb is fine as long as they're dumb on purpose. people not doing The Most Winning Thing is fine as long as the priorities they're supposed to have are the priorities they're actually displaying.
There's nothing more frustrating as an audience than being told "this person is a Good Person who Cares about their men and is also a Genius Tactician" and being shown a clown that never thinks before getting most of their people needlessly killed.
Also, regarding WWI specifically, their tactics were a hell of a lot better and more effective than pop culture gives them credit for. They were actually very sophisticated and doing the best they could with what technology they had. The problem is that once you have machine guns, there are only really two ways to break through that rate of fire:
Artillery barrage beforehand to try and kill as many people/machine gun nests as possible on the enemy side, followed by an infantry push that you know is going to take ruinous casualties if it works at all.
Tanks. Armored vehicles capable of driving over a battlefield with thick enough armor that the machine gun isn't a problem.
And they didn't have tanks! They were trying to develop them, but the technology level wasn't there yet. They couldn't move over broken terrain, and they kept breaking down even on smooth terrain. If you're going to have a war at that technology level where you have lots of machine guns but no tanks yet ... then WWI is about the best you're going to do.
Now, obviously, the solution to this is "but why have a war when the technology is at this stupid stalemate level?" but the people fighting the war (even the generals) rarely have control over that.
Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

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When I was in therapist school one of my profs said, "A lot of trauma needs 10 or 20 years before it's really ready to be worked through. Maybe longer." And at the time I was like: Oh Shit. I planned to be over my trauma and all better by the time I graduated!
Anyway, that was 10 or 20 years ago and jesus fuck, she was right.
A brief explanation:
One of the most popular theories of trauma says there are three steps.
Escape the trauma and find safety.
Process the trauma.
Consolidate the trauma.
Sometimes this can be a relatively quick process. If you get into a car accident while turning left in a busy city street, you might get trauma symptoms that cause feelings of fear and anxiety when you're driving your car, or travelling by car through a busy city.
"Finding safety" would mean learning to handle your anxiety and fearfulness by re-training your body to seek calm, even when reminded of the trauma. This might include things like breathing or muscle relaxation exercises that actually affect an anxious brain and help you stay centred, as well as slow exposure to situations that are stressful and traumatic so you learn to tolerate them again.
"Processing the trauma" means to look back at what happened that has given you significant psychological symptoms, and re-process those memories and the lessons you took from them so they are less damaging or hurtful. That might be revisiting your memories of the accident until they aren't so painful to think about, or it might be working to be more comfortable with driving again.
"Consolidating the trauma" means that when you've settled those memories, you take your new, healthier understanding of yourself forward into your life. That might make you a more cautious driver, or cause you to be more mindful and value every moment because you've seen how quickly your life can change. It is what you make of it.
When you try to do these steps out of order, that's more of a problem. If you want to dive straight into revisiting your memories of something that happened, but you have no defense against the panic attacks and nightmares that remembering causes you, you're not safe, not so far as your brain thinks. Your brain experiences raw memories of trauma as though it were still happening all around you. You can end up even more traumatized than before, so that even seeing a picture of a car makes you feel like you're back on that street waiting to turn left.
If a trauma is particularly old, complex, or strong, it can take a long, long time before you actually feel safe enough to go back into the memories that haunt you most. That's especially true if you're still in a situation that feels threatening, like if it's your job to drive around downtown. Or in other situations, if your abusive parent is still alive and in your life, or if you're still a member of the group or club you were abused in.
Even with our best therapies, like EMDR and DBT, it can still take years to reach that place of safety. Like my prof said, sometimes it's a decade. Sometimes more. I'm almost 40, and this week I finally felt safe enough to open up a file of memories that happened when I was 4. But until you reach that place, it's really hard to unpack the trauma and look at more complicated questions like, "Are the assumptions I made back when that happened accurate or useful?" or "Is it beneficial to me to keep being afraid of this kind of situation in the future?"
antisemites will talk about the revitalization of the hebrew language like we pulled it out between our ass cheeks. you know we were praying and reading and writing in hebrew literally since forever right? right???
ppl doing the pikachu meme face when hebrew, the common language between all the diaspora jewish groups, was chosen to be the official language of the state full of millions of jews from across the diaspora.
And it’s also like wow, something seems to have happened to a massive number of yiddish speakers around that time, it’s so weird it’s like millions of them just suddenly disappeared, crazy huh?
yeah like!!!! huh!! i wonder what could possibly have happened!! what a mystery!!
my grandparents fought for ages about which of them didn't know yiddish (they both knew different yiddishs)
I’m the daughter of Ashkenazi and Sephardi Jews. Guess which side spoke Yiddish?
Also- maybe they wanted to use a very religiously and culturally important language as their primary mode of communication?
Maybe they had some bad memories associated with their time in diaspora and wanted an entirely fresh start?
Maybe not everything the Jews do is a top secret nefarious plot?
(For the record, I am 100% for preserving all Jewish languages including Yiddish, ladino, judeotat, judeoaramaic, judeoarabic, etc, in addition to Hebrew. But I will never judge people who survived unimaginably horrific situations for wanting a clear break between their past and their present in Eretz yisrael. )
I also think it’s really weird (i.e. hypocritical & thus entirely expected) that the same people being like “but why didn’t they just choose Yiddish?” are the same ones using intracommunity conversations about Ashkenormativity to demonize Israelis as “White Supremacists” are the same ones treating the revitalization of Hebrew as a mark against Israel, as if they would’ve been fine with it if only it had been Yiddish. Or any other Jewish language for that matter. These are the same people calling Mizrahi “thieves” for the overlap between their cuisine and the cuisine of the countries they lived in prior to fleeing to Israel.
Like let’s be real: if it’s Hebrew, it’s “made up” & proof Israel “Isntreal” if it was Yiddish it’d be “Ashkenormativity”; if it was Judeo-Arabic, it’d be “stealing Arab culture”; if it was Ladino, it’d be “stealing Latino culture” (or maybe they’d suddenly remember Spain is in Europe & treat Sephardim like they’re Conquistadors?). They wouldn’t be happy with it no matter which language was; they’d find a reason to hace a problem with it.
I think people need to understand that everyone has to unlearn misogynistic behaviors and thinking patterns. Cis women and trans women and cis men and trans men and anyone who doesn’t fall under those categories are all completely capable of being misogynistic and actively hurtful to women. Trans men are included in this, obviously, but when you only call for trans men to unlearn this mindset, you are no longer being progressive and fair. You are singling out a minority.
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now all of china, etc etc
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Did you know that Beaver swest had the taste of vanilla?
I don't wanna know how we know that.
Because that's how we get fake vanilla flavor. It's derived from beaver glands, primarily the anal glands.
Nooooooooo not the vanillin
Modern vanillin is either synthesized in a lab or, more rarely, sourced from wood pulp. We haven't sourced vanillin (technically castoreum) from beavers since like the 1920s.
Why don't we use it? Partially because it's gross. Mostly because it's expensive.
Ah, thank you for the correction! Now I feel better about eating artificial vanilla.
I'm just baffled that apparently harvesting vanilla from plants is hard enough that people tried getting it from the asshole of a wild animal and then had to give up. Just get it from the fucking flower then??? If my choices were high maintenance plant vs harvesting goo from the ass of something that can chew through solid wood with it's teeth I'd stick with the high maintenance plant, but maybe that's just me??
No, vanilla is one of the hardest plants to cultivate. That's why it's the second priciest flavor, after saffron.
Vanilla is a vine that grows on other plants, so you need a host plant already. It grows very, very slowly and has to be pollinated by hand. Vanilla has a very small native range and only one pollinator there, which means farmers outside of this tiny chunk Mexico have to manually pollinate it with brushes.
The flowers are also really short lived. Sometimes they only last a day before dying and drying up. So you have to be ready to climb a ladder and move pollen at a moment's notice.
It's also crazy sensitive to temperature or humidity changes, and so many things will make it wilt, not mature properly, or drop the seed pods before they're ripened.
When you look at all the effort and labor costs involved in harvesting vanilla, you begin to realize why humans were ready to use beavers instead.
fuck mine stupid gothic life

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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
@shit-hdb-would-say ??
Harry du Bois would say this.
The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????
The suspiciously hungry and round bug:
What is this thing
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