selene

still emo about how Aranessa prepped haste bc she believed that Julien was coming for her and would get to her in time, and he did

wow. dragon age really would have been good if it was good

Stannis is literally the most character of all time, he's the rightful king*, he doesnt even want to be king, he's an accountant, he has been told hes the prophesied saviour of the world, his natural habitat is an office, he's gay, he's homophobic, his brother is also his son, he killed said brother with a shadow baby he made with a fire priest, he would really be into excel spreadsheets, his best friend is a guy who saved his life and he then chopped the fingertips off of, he doesnt know how to show love, he's a wet cat that I left out in the rain, he's microwaved leftover pasta, he yells at birds, he's grinding his teeth into dust, he refused to yield his castle and almost starved to death because he loved his brother, he's autistic, he's goth af, he's even bald.

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg

I understand patchface was cut out because it wouldn’t have fit with the tone of the show but if they were going to do nothing with Stannis’ character anyway why couldn’t we just enjoy seeing him be followed around by the scary clown that witnessed the death of his parents and now babysits his daughter and sings about how they’re all going to drown? all the characters are followed around by a scary clown called the narrative anyway, Stannis’ case just happened to be literal

i was born from a lab experiment in which researchers worked to synthesize a person who “deserved it” (paper fails to clarify what was meant by this)

My analysis of Emmrich is that when the team goes out drinking he mostly sits watching them gossip while he drinks fancy wine and the others think he'll just sort of sit and quitely relax until, several glasses in, he opens with "May I say something unkind?" and then proceeds to drop tea so scalding it could boil an ocean