no one fights for me

Yoda + being a crackhead 🐸🤪💀

'…meet me in the moonfire gardens'

He could vanquish Ser Duncan the Tall, but not Dunk of Flea Bottom. The old man had taught him jousting and swordplay, but this sort of fighting he had learned earlier, in shadowy wynds and crooked alleys behind the city's winesinks.

make me choose: sansa stark or arya stark (for anonymous)

"If you would consent, I would bring him on the road with me. He'll learn to squire as I did. We'll sleep in inns, stables. Now and again, in the halls of some landed knight or lesser lordling. Maybe under a tree, when we must."

“Do you think her name was really Alice?” “Mm, no. I just think Alice is a nice name to write a song to.” “That means there was a cripple girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums that they saw fit to celebrate her in song, yet they could not bother credit her true name?” “If there’s a lesson in that, it’s for wiser men than me to say.”