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god… december 2025 canadian government tax funded hockey yaoi induced psychosis i will never forget you <333333
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
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The Bear Nessiecity
You know what to do.
Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)
But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.
And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.
And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"
Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

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friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”
Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience.
I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”
😭😭😭
Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.
The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)
The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.
(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)
The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.
Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"
And. Well.
Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.
Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"

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That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down
ilya rozanov mic'd up would be such a dream. mans is out here chirping his opponents left and right and calling them pigeons so he can watch them get pissed off. the ref is like "rozanov please stop calling people pigeons." swearing passionately in russian whenever he misses a goal. new york's fanbase is throwing insults at him and he yells back "how do you feel that your captain scott hunter will expire soon and you are not invited to funeral." giving pep talks like "ok boys we will.... what do they say. bring home the bacon. except for you carmichael i know doctor put you on vegetable diet we will bring home tomato for you tonight."

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beach episode for shane and ilya!
the first time ilya and shane go to the beach together is their honeymoon (all stars game doesnt count, that was for like 5 minutes).
shane packs two gallon size plastic bags full of approved snacks (approved by him of course, ilya made fun of him for an hour then proceeded to finish one of the bags in the car ride to the beach).
shane also brings three water bottles, much to ilya's confusion ("there is two people here, hollander. why is there more water bottles than people in this car? marly's hit is still having effects? "fuck off, it's hot out there" "okay hollander. tell me if i need to call team doct-" "fuck. off.")
when they arrive, shane allows ilya to pick out their spot on the beach (after vetoing his first two picks because "the sand isn't right").
shane refuses to engage in any sexy sunscreen rubbing from ilya ("you fucked me last night and i sucked your dick this morning, you're fine."), instead deciding to efficiently rub in a truly impressive amount of sunscreen onto ilya's body ("stop squirming, you'll miss a spot if i don't do this" "shane, i am like snowman"). this somehow turns ilya on even more and he has to sit with a towel on his lap while he waits for the sunscreen to dry (and pouts).
when the sunscreen is actually dry, the two of them race into the ocean. shane wins and gets to gloat about it for all of two seconds before ilya tackles him into the water ("you got seawater in my mouth you asshole!"). they take turns splashing each other until they get bored, then float in the water, chatting about their plans for the evening and trading old stories from their childhoods ("- then i wake up next morning in my bed, walk out and there in my kitchen is baby bear" "you are such a fucking liar" "I am not!")
after awhile, shane has to go back to shore because of The Textures of the ocean but he makes sure to watch ilya do tricks in the water and shout out scores for each one.
on the beach, shane pulls out a step by step guide on making sandcastles and a small set of plastic tools from their bag (he'd picked them up at a gift shop the day prior. ilya teased him about it, but he needed to make sure he was doing it right). an hour later and ilya has flopped down beside shane in the sand, watching as another person joins the small crowd of onlookers that has gathered to watch shane construct a sprawling mid-century modern sand home, complete with extensive landscaping and a shed ("wow, mr. real estate." "shut it, rozanov, i'm trying to focus."). a small army of children have gathered around him, quietly offering semi wet sand and pretty shells as they watch him work. shane thanks them for each offering, but only uses whatever works for the plan. this somehow adds to their fervor.
later, ilya organizes a game of tag with the kids, sprinting desperately across the sand and taunting them while shane watches from his chair, smiling and drinking a ginger ale.
they pack up in the evening, looming dinner reservations forcing them back to the house and into the shower. they shower together, but they're too exhausted to do anything other than clean themselves and make sappy faces at each other.
when they finally step out of the shower (shane refuses to leave if he feels even one grain of sand on either of them), they both take one look at the outfits that they pulled out for themselves, then the bed, and shane promptly pulls out his phone and cancels their reservation. ("ooh golden boy hollander cancelling reservations? so rude... what will people think?" "oh so you wanna go then?" "fuck no"). they end up standing in the kitchen, quietly eating cold sandwiches that were meant for tomorrow.
they crawl into bed, facing each other and for a moment ilya is overwhelmed with feeling. the love he feels for shane, the joy he feels now at being able to express it. how thankful he is every day for the all-encompassing acceptance and love that shane has shown him. he's breathless with it. he doesn't know how to tell shane this. he certainly can't in english and he probably couldn't in russian either.
he just looks at him for awhile, tracing his freckles with the edge of his thumb. shane's eyes are closed and when he opens them again, he knows that shane feels the enormity of this thing between them too, how precious, how important it is.
"i-", ilya starts, unsure, "i wish we could do this every day. be like this - every day". it's not quite right, but shane hums, thinking, and ilya knows he understands.
"that's kinda the cool thing of being married ilya, we can."
everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on