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you can send me prompts or asks anytime, but responses will probably be slow (if you get one at all ; ;) bc im soulcrushingly busy like all the time rn :') im probably gonna be on a pseudo hiatus for a while rip

do not put my shit in ai engines

the aroace hc laser beam is so real of you. do you have sexuality hcs for bruce?

thank you i strive to rub my little aroace hands on goddamn everything

in short my hc for bruces sexuality is slut. bruce as a chara is like so different from property to property and comic to comic that ill see just abt any hc for his sexuality and be like yeah sure i see that so i think anything is possible but the way i generally write it and treat it is just like. bruce was raised by a gayass theater kid and figured out at a very young age that gender didnt matter much to him in the realm of attraction and atp whatever gets him furthest as brucie is what gets him furthest

Dick

time to drop my most controversial dick hc i think that boy is some type of aroace. i think the idea of romance or sex never even fucking crosses his mind until hes like a teen and his friends start hitting on him. '66 titans dick is so fucking oblivious to the teen romance drama he is just having a good time with his good buddies i dont think he starts picking up on that shit until hes like late teens genuinely and i think he views relationships as like something he does bc he loves his friends and wants them to be happy and its something he can give them and i dont think this self sacrificial moron ever asks himself if its what he wants. and you know what i think his relationship w sex in particular is absolutely fucked. i think its a mess. i think its a mess and he Cannot Think About It. sex and romance are tools dick knows how to use and does use and i dont think its particularly healthy for him!

he has NO awareness around his sexuality he thinks hes straight and turns down guys in the most awkward #StraightAlly way youve ever seen. thats my truth. im holding to it.

dick and donna Are platonic soulmates tho argue w the wall abt it

Jason

you know i fucking think jason is aroace you KNOW it. i think jason is aroace flat out and also i think hes a romantic and wants to wait for #TheRightPerson and wow golly he just hasnt found that right person yet for some reason!! anyway stop asking him about it hes got a crime empire to run.

i think there are people jason feels some type of way about and i think jason has a penchant for finding his way into homoerotic antagonistic relationships but i think the moment someone presses him he shies away from it hard. i think the only reason he gets away w it is bc hes a huge asshole and everyone assumes thats why hes single. i dont think he thinks hes straight but i also dont think he knows what aroace is and hes not willing to look internally about it

Steph

i think steph is the kind of girl who thinks surely everyone just finds girls really hot. she does like guys she is attracted to guys but come on who doesnt like boobs?? supergirl is HOT everyone knows that. eventually she is going to have a Queer Experience(TM) and realize thats not true and actually shes bi and i think she will in fact use that label.

i think her taste sucks. i think she has a bad habit of dating people who treat her like shit (i could give examples. i wont) and she has a tendency to flirt with people shes sure will never flirt back bc it feels safer. my dream for her is that she finds out one of those ppl she thinks wont like her back does in fact return her feelings but has been gently trying to respect her space and she learns what its like to be loved by someone whos not a giant dick

Damian

another one for my aroace army. i think damian is aroace and i think he is Painfully Aware Of It. i dont know that he has the vocabulary but he knows that hes different and struggles with that gap between him and everyone else. hes not interested in romance, hes not interested in sex, the idea is genuinely offputting to him and he doesnt really understand why other people get so goddamn worked up about it when they could like, chill, or talk to each other, or get the fuck over it.

i think the thing he struggles w the most is the slow realization during his teen years that his best friends will always be looking for someone more important than him, and this feeling that hes not actually going to ever be enough for someone. the way he loves is not enough. i think damian has a fierce loyalty to the people he cares about and would give them the goddamn moon if he could, and i think the realization that no one else feels that same loyalty to him is absolutely devastating.

i dont know if he ever makes his peace with it, but i think he learns to lean heavily on family when he feels that way. no one can tell him he isnt his moms specialist baby boy, after all, and hes always going to be dicks robin. there are some ppl he comes first to.

Duke

my dream. my DREAM. is for duke to have one of those relationships with a fellow super where they align on their views and find comradery where they never thought they would and suddenly he has this guy he can call on when hes in over his head who understands him the way no one else does and then he has an Oh No realization. thats what i want. thats my dream.

i think duke thinks hes straight (mostly) (kind of). hes not really trying to think about it too hard. he does like girls, and i think dc will continue to be spectacularly boring and at best what we can hope for from them is a sweet plotline where duke ends up dating a (girl) friend from his WAR days. which is fine, but my dream is the homoerotic best friendship. everyone else gets homoerotic best friendships where is dukes dc stop being LOSERS!!!