Cool

But I stay home BECAUSE of my anxiety

I KNEW IT

This post keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash. Keep it coming folks.

wow, it’s gone too far lol

Y’all doing WAY too much 🙄🙄

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

You don’t have to move, you can visit and just keep the money you didn’t use lol it way simpler and takes less time

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Reblog to save a life….

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

are you fucking kidding me

imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you

why would i want a book with blank pages in it

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

Iconic.