Deathly Kisses

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

Gay

that’s his snail

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

Using my boyfriend's laptop and the first thing I see is the Wikipedia for Beef Stew where every link is purple

why are you accessing someone else's personal data and browsing history?

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

gerard way is a wet beast gerard way is androgynous hoes gerard way is creeping and crawling like spiders gerard way is a single blueberry gerard way is the patron saint of your teenage suicidal ideation gerard way was born in summit new jersey on april 9 1977

rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

logged into gnome internet and immediately found a grainy remarkably low angle photo of myself in the kitchen captioned "WHAT WAS HE COOKING???"

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm