Daddys-Chubby Cookie

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

this has been the only good addition to this post

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head

We don't know it's a fish

people on this website are still like i like these 30 violent/taboo kinks but if you like any of these other 30 violent/taboo kinks you are subhuman and im literally going to kill you outside your house

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

rb this version bc accessibility should be the standard

This kitty’s sunset viewings! I am grateful for this!!!

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.