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Lexa: I’m glad you came.

Clarke: You don’t have to say that every time you’re done eating me out.

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(at dinner)

Lexa, patting Clarke’s stomach: Remember, you’re eating for two now.

Clarke: Lex-

Raven: Does that mean...

Lexa: Yup, she’s got a tapeworm.

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Computer!Lexa: Klark, you turn my software into hardware.

Clarke: Thanks?

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Clarke: I made an appointment with my eye doctor.

Finn: Why?

Clarke: I don’t know what I ever saw in you.

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Computer!Lexa: 8008

Computer!Lexa: 80085

Computer!Lexa: 8008135

Computer!Lexa: ( . Y . )

Clarke: Don’t make me unplug you.

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Computer!Lexa: I wish I could duck you right now.

Clarke: What?

Computer!Lexa: Sorry, autocorrect, I meant “fuck”.

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Lexa: *sobbing*

Clarke: *rushes over to her* Lex, what’s wrong?

Lexa: Sorry, I’m just emotional thinking about how beautiful our kids are gonna be with our combined genes.

Clarke: Lexa, you do realize we can’t-

Anya: Shh, just let her have this.

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Madi: Clarke, what’s a GEC?

Clarke: *panicking* W-what? Where did you hear about that??

Madi: Lexa-

Clarke: Doesn’t know what she’s talking about and she’s lucky I can’t kill her in the flame.

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Raven: Hey, Lexa, are you made of Flourine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Indium, Galium, and Ytrrium?

Lexa: How the hell would I know?

Raven: ‘Cause you’re

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Lexa: Hey, Woods.

Clarke: My last name isn’t Woods.

Lexa: *gets down on one knee* But it will be.

Clarke: Griffin-Woods.

Lexa: Deal.

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Raven: My bed still smells like you.

Murphy: *smirks* Does it, now?

Raven: Yeah, I gotta spray some febreeze on it.

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Bellamy: I need to get something off my chest.

Lexa: Is it your shirt? Please don’t let it be your shirt.

Bellamy: No, I’m trying to open up about my feelings.

Lexa: Oh.

Lexa: I don’t care.

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Lexa: Klark is so hot. I want to do bad things to her… with consent, of course.

Anya: Like what?

Lexa: I want to grab her roughly, pull her close, and-

Clarke: *walks in*

Lexa: G-give her a hug.

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Quint: You’re very brave under the commander’s protection, aren’t you?

Lexa: Enough.

Clarke: Under Lexa? Bitch, I’m a top-

Lexa: enOUGH, KLARK.

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Clarke: Hey, I’m getting married and I need a huge favor from you.

Lexa, devastated: Oh... sure, you can ask me for anything.

Clarke: Okay, great. Will you marry m-

Lexa: IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, I DO.

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*in Heaven™*

Lexa: Jake, can I ask you something?

Jake: Sure, Lexa.

Lexa: Why did Klark call me daddy if you’re her father?

Jake: *dies again*

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Clarke: Lexa, why are your eyes so red?

Lexa: *flashbacks to staying up all night buying candles online*

Lexa: I’m high.

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