Quotes From A Dad

You gotta juice that fraction down!

"Go figs! Hey! There you go, that's my new 'you're welcs'! I'm giving you guys new lingo- you're welcs!"

“Yeah; the princess Lay-up!”

"Hey: no WOZ! It's my new 'you're welcs'; no worries!"

Sorry that the quality is so bad, it's a recording of a video on a 3DS. ^^'

"It'll make sense now that nothing makes sense!"

Dad- "Do you want me to close the curtain?" Me (Daughter)- "Yes please." Dad- "Okay," closes curtain, "well, too bad!!" Rips open curtain.

"It depends how famous you wanna be famous.”

"1 is a person 2 is peeps 3 is peeps who appreciate being welc'd"

"Feelin' it, there's the tidal wave!"

“You’re welcs”

Me- "If you leave the zone, YOU'VE LEFT THE ZONE!" Dad- "That sounds like a Dad Quote."

"FOON! A fork and a spoon!"

“You sneeze and you miss it!” “See, if you blink, you would see it, but if you sneeze it takes longer.”

“And like chalk on your teeth.”

“Now that that’s done, is there anymore of that that needs to be done?”

“Tomato sauce works on many levels; it can be excited or excitable.”