Hi :)

protect her

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

Idk how much he payin for candy bars but he gettin finessed

I’m on mobile someone add that pic of Lucille bluth “I mean it’s one banana how much could it cost? 10 dollars?”

they have pictures of ellen mourning her own death

the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.

This is seriously amazing.

Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder

The fact that when they first tested the nuclear bomb they thought that there was a possibility it could set the atmosphere on fire and end all life on earth but still set it off anyway is a testament to the fact that we are only alive via dumb fucking luck

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

I also love how often the word bro was used

This is the proper way to be a bro.

# how to bro 101

me in Spanish class

spanish class

If you out and you get a bad feeling, go home immediately

Man, y'all better listen.