not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

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fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)