having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

Living with your parents as a adult should count as time in purgatory

I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

you can (slowly) toast a siamese cat with a razor

My girlfriend is a construction worker (not even an electrician or w/e) and she wants me to stop sticking my tongue in electrical outlets.

My girlfriend is a doctor (not even a physical therapist or w/e) and she wants me to stop running full speed into brick walls to build up an immunity to broken bones.

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again