~˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚~

I regretfully inform you that Johnny is a certified sadist. With everything going on in his life, he needs a way to get all of his anger and frustration out of his system, and hey… you’re right there, aren’t you? It just feels so good to push and smack you around. Bro will see the blood and bruises on your body and get bricked up. What a sicko.

(And he knows this. Somewhere in the back of his brain, he knows he’s sick in the head; in need of some serious professional help. There are days when the rage subdues, or the post-climax clarity settles, and he looks over the state of your body with sheer regret. What the fuck is he doing…? When did he turn into such a big piece of shit? What kind of a monster does this to someone they love?!)

(The answer is Johnny. Johnny is that kind of monster, and without any intervention, he’ll never stop being that monster.)

Mood swings are extremely common. One moment, he’s totally fine, casually flirting with you like nothing’s the matter. Then the next, he’s swinging 1.5K vases at you, cursing and screaming about something so insignificant. And when he calms down… he’s so sickeningly sweet. Whispers sweet assurances in your ear as he pulls out glass shards from your forehead, his gentle touch cleaning out the gashes left behind. He’s no doctor by any means, but he’s learned a thing or two about first-aid over the time he’s had you. Since an actual doctor is out of the question — too many frequent ER visits would absolutely raise some eyebrows — his care will have to do.

Unless if it’s extremely serious. Like the time he pushed you down the stairs and broke a couple of your ribs. He swore to himself in that hospital waiting room that he’d finally change. This was getting out of hand, and if he accidentally killed you… god, Johnny doesn’t want to think about that shit.

(Of course, old habits die hard. It wouldn’t take long before he puts his hands on you again.)

Mating press. Absolutely needs to fuck you in a mating press. He loves the eye contact, the intimacy, the everything about it. Positions where he can’t see your face are out of the question, as he thrives off of seeing your reactions during sex. He’d also rather hold your hands while fucking you; maybe he’s just a bit romantic like that.

Get ready for the meanest teasing you’ve ever heard. Johnny goes hard with degrading and dirty talk, to the point he canNOT shut up. “Look at you. Look at how pathetic you look. Yeah, take it. That’s right, just take it.” From the moment his hands on you to the final climax, he’s muttering nasty shit in your ears. You have been warned.

Sometimes, you’ll get a rare moment of vulnerability from him in the afterglow. Spilling his heart out, he’ll express apologies and praises between butterfly kisses on your face. He wants to be a good man; he really does. It’s just that… things have been tough. Having you in his life is the best thing that’s ever happened to him, and he wouldn’t know where he’s be without you. He loves you. Loves you to death. Won’t you stay by his side? You both need each other, don’t you? Yeah, there are some rough patches in your relationship, but isn’t this much better than your old life?

You can’t leave him; you’re just as dependent on him as he is of you.

Sugar Daddy Johnny Cage, my beloved. After making sure your only source of money is through him, he will spoil you rotten. Whatever you want, he’ll buy it for you. Does it make up for a black eye or two? Maybe, maybe not. That’s a thing you have to decide for yourself.

But you know, for what it’s worth, you’re not the only person catching Johnny’s hands. Do you know how many people he’s beat the shit out of over you? If anyone even thinks they can lay a finger on you, they’re dumb as fuck. Hell, there’s even a mugshot or two floating around the internet after assault charges were pressed, though the general consensus is that “Johnny Cage is based as fuck” for protecting his lover like that. Y’know, Get a man that would kill for you kind shit.

If only they knew the truth.

Actually, I can see a way to you could use this to your advantage. Tired of Johnny using you as a punching bag? Why don’t you direct his attention to others instead? Hollywood’s filled with weirdos, after all (Johnny himself is evidence of that). Play your cards right and he’ll take his frustrations out on the people who deserve it. Be involved with his career. Hang around the wrong crowd. Get rescued by Johnny every time. You’ll have to deal with him wanting to fuck you senseless afterwards, but it’s better than broken bones.

Be smart about this. Johnny is much more perceptive than most people think, and I don’t think he’d take too kindly to being played.

So, yeah. Johnny. I want this man to snap me on half. And he probably would with the right buttons pressed!! But if you’re normal and don’t want to be beaten into a bloody pulp, I suggest learning his mood swings and how to ride them out. Be a good little darling and act as his perfect arm-candy. Utilize puppy-dog eyes and pouts when needed, but sparingly. Don’t try to outdo an actor like Johnny Cage, okay? He’s leagues ahead of you when it comes to manipulation.