Comics, fiction, & fandoms, oh my!

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

So many poor people can't afford coffee and you are pouring it down this rat hole.

the rats are in a different hole

My main takeaway from working in a medical lab is that the human body is a kind of soup where some bullshit happens.

With some rocks at some places

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

This is exactly what an an NPC would be seeing as I robbed his house in the game.

@asurnasurpal